Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening in the world.
Lindsay Lohan
At first, we thought it was only Lindsay's career that was going down the tubes, but then we realized it was her overall hygiene that was deteriorating. We're hoping the money she made from Playboy will pay for a new set of veneers and some classes at the local community college so she can learn a new trade.
Angelina Jolie
It's not that we don't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful or that she doesn't do great charitable things, but does she have to wear the same tired look every time she's on a red carpet? This year, we're hoping a new stylist will come into Angie's life and teach her that dresses come in other colors besides black.
Jessica Simpson
Where do we even begin with this one? Being pregnant does not give celebrities license to wear loud animal prints and stop caring about their overall appearance. Not only has Jessica Simpson started wearing less makeup and more sweatpants, but she's even gone as far as tweeting a picture of her sitting on a public toilet. Dear God, please grant Jess some self-awareness this year!
Courtney Stodden
If you're not yet aware of who Courtney Stodden is, then we beg you to do some Googling. This is the 16-year-old bride of LOST actor, Doug Hutchinson and the latest sensation to take over gossip sites and magazines. We want Courtney to start dressing like a 16-year-old and stop dressing like a man who's trying to look like a 16-year-old.