Audrina Patridge
A curly mane is the perfect accessory for any evening gown. Work this uber-styled hair at a formal event and no one will be able to avert their eyes long enough to catch the ball drop.
Lindsay Lohan
At first, we thought it was only Lindsay's career that was going down the tubes, but then we realized it was her overall hygiene that was deteriorating. We're hoping the money she made from Playboy will pay for a new set of veneers and some classes at the local community college so she can learn a new trade.
Angelina Jolie
It's not that we don't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful or that she doesn't do great charitable things, but does she have to wear the same tired look every time she's on a red carpet? This year, we're hoping a new stylist will come into Angie's life and teach her that dresses come in other colors besides black.
Jessica Simpson
Where do we even begin with this one? Being pregnant does not give celebrities license to wear loud animal prints and stop caring about their overall appearance. Not only has Jessica Simpson started wearing less makeup and more sweatpants, but she's even gone as far as tweeting a picture of her sitting on a public toilet. Dear God, please grant Jess some self-awareness this year!
